What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
13.06.2025 13:21
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : I don't drink
Me : Sure.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
How do you take your erotic photos and how do you choose the poses?
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
He : Then let's have some coffee
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Do polyphenols in mushrooms fight cancer or cause side effects?
He : I'm 24.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
Me : No
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Tea ?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Thank you.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?